Fellow Runner : "Shame Jim wasn't around to enjoy the delights of his birthday cake, but hey ho Kevin more than made up for the absence of the WAC runner. What was it one slice or five!!"
Astill's Bakery : "I thought it was the whole cake he had (I have a feeling another PB on the Prom is now out of the question!)"
kevs mate : "that t shirt kev, does it stand for tough ten slices."